Canine Special - Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Chocolate Pizza - Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.Cockblock - To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.
This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.Auxiliary Intercoure - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit Azozoospermia - Semen containing no sperm, either because the testicles cannot make sperm or because of blockage in the reproductive tract. Badly Packed Kebab - A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia Butch - A lesbian who prefers traditionally masculine dress, style, expression, or identity. Bang, banged, banging, bangs - To have sexual intercourse with. Ballsacking - Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Barely Legal - Girls who have reached the age of 18, or look like they've just turned 18, newbies to porn. Beaver Leaver - A homosexual (male) Bimbot - A pornslut who is as cold and unfeeling during sex as her plastic boobs, lips, cheeks, etc.While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough. Bismarck - During oral sex, right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face.Around the World - The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex.Aussie Kiss - similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days.Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.